10/03/2004

Catharsis


After 15 hours of deliberation a young woman's Rolex struck midnight, the City Council once again failed to organize a plan to clean up Downtown. At that same moment, a heavy downpour of rain ensued outside of a popular weekend club called "Achilles" and a now much too drunk partier's oversensitive car alarm cycled through it's annoying alarms. Unusually, the car alarm was not ignored. As soon as the alarm went off it startled an elderly cat that ran blindly around a corner, causing another much too drunk partier to laugh so hard she vomited onto the street. The vomit was quickly washed down through the gutter. City Council members agreed to meet again at 8 a.m. sharp and adjourned their meeting.

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